Oracular Instrument of Divination


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Created by Neil Gaiman, the Web Elf, and Dan Guy on the blog's six year anniversary, THE ORACULAR INSTRUMENT OF DIVINATION is not a toy and must be shaken, never clicked.


Notable Divinations

Q: Is the oracular orb ready to go live?

A: Able to go online.


Q: What is the secret of life, the universe, and everything?

A: "But they only stamped my passport for twelve months," I said.


Q: What should I do to get my life in better order?

A: "Oh, just wait a little while"

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